I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
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