That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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