we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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