He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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