and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
i out mim tonsoeep
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