She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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