Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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