Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Randomize
