the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
