He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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