i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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