what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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