I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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