He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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