Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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