I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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