i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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