You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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