i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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