Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize