ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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