I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Screwed.edu
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Randomize
