It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
where are you?
Hypothermia
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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