that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
how does that bad decision feel?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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