So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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