Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
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