I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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