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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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