I want to have your abortion
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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