love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Randomize
