I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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