Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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