Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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