my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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