my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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