I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
