I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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