Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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