are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
Randomize