Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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