Just cropdusted the office
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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