i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i think i have herpe
just one?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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