And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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