Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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