That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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