Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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