He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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