Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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