Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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