I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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