I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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