Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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