I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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